Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
omg this is how spiderman is supposed to be. he’s snarky and sarcastic and omfg this movie is going to be amazing
One of my favorite things about the Avengers was how fucking American it was.
Mad man with scary spear has stolen a blue light box containing an unimaginable amount of energy and power?
Let’s not inform any other countries.
Alien invasion that might result in the destruction of the planet?
Nah, we don’t need help.
We have a man dressed in a skin tight flag jumpsuit.
We got this.



